Band Geek Humor
Some ducks because you are sad
thank you they are adorable you’re fab uwu
HE SHOOK HIMSELF SO HARD HE ALMOST FELL OVER
a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick
ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story.
the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger
You either die a Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become a Squidward.
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing
that pelvic thrust is so vicious
*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die
today at work someone tipped me a potato
in some countries that is a marriage proposal
Even the potato looks confused
The mummified heart is said to be that of vampire Auguste Delagrance, responsible for the deaths of more than forty people back in the 1900, a period of vampirism in the USA. When he was identified, Delagrance was hunted down by a Romano Catholic priest and a Voodoo Hougan, and was destroyed in 1912. (x)
This is fucking Rad
This is so cool.